1 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,400 Subtitles by Smarties 2 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:06,960 Left! 3rd! 3 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:22,320 Here's Jean-Louis Schlesser in his mean machine, 4 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:25,880 Proudly bearing the number 10, like soccer star Zidane 5 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,400 30 meters, then left and brake! 6 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:37,120 World rally champion in both '98 and '99... 7 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:40,640 ...winner of the Paris - Dakar rallye: He's the man to beat! 8 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:47,040 Left, top speed! 9 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:53,400 Hey Jean-Louis, get a move on! We're about to get slaughtered! 10 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:55,000 I'm pedal to the metal! 11 00:01:57,120 --> 00:02:00,200 The guy behind must have a longer pedal then! Watch out! 12 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,520 That asshole's actually flashing me! Isn't that Vatanen? 13 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,240 Err... no, it's a taxi! 14 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:12,600 Are you gonna move your trash away or not? You know, I'm working here! 15 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:14,480 You're sure we're one the right road? 16 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:15,880 Don't worry, it's a short cut! 17 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:17,560 A short cut...? 18 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:19,240 Are you gonna allow a TAXI to pass you? 19 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:20,400 No freakin' way! 20 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:28,200 I don't believe this! Sorry, folks, there's some tourist holding up traffic! 21 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,200 Looks more like a race car to me...! 22 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,480 Nah, just some jerk showing off with a couple o' race stickers... 23 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:36,600 You know, a taxi on our tail will sure look bad at the finish line! 24 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:38,360 Don't worry, there's an opening... I'll shake him off! 25 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,000 D'you see that? That asshole rammed me! 26 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,680 I'm gonna have to pass him or we'll be here all week! 27 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,400 Don't worry honey, we're almost there! 28 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:05,320 Why...why are there so many people here? 29 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,280 Of course they are! They're on vacation! 30 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,000 Aah, I see...! 31 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,160 Go, Jean Louis! Bravo, Jean Louis! 32 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,560 And here's number 10 --- It's NOT Schlesser...! 33 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:17,000 It's a... taxi... 34 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:25,080 I didn't catch his number... 35 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,600 17 min, 25 sec! 36 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:41,960 As always, the passengers throw up after, never during the ride... 37 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:43,720 Are you alright, honey? 38 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:45,800 Who's the patient? 39 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,200 She is! Her waters broke! 40 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,000 Allow me. 41 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,600 But you're giving birth here! 42 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:55,920 What did you think? I ain't knitting! 43 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,400 Fetch me my gear! No time to lose, we'll do it right here! 44 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:59,920 Hey doc, I'm sorry but I gotta run! Plus my seats are brand-new... 45 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:01,920 ... can't you just do it in the road? 46 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:03,960 Sir! Her waters broke! 47 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,720 "Her garters broke...?" 48 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:07,480 Push! 49 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,200 Breathe! Breathe! Now push! Push! 50 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:19,520 Oh hi Lily, what's up? 51 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:22,760 The family dinner, remember? With MY folks? You're half an hour late! 52 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,440 I'll be there ASAP! 53 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:27,800 Daniel, after 6 months I found the courage to show you my dad... 54 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:29,600 And now that he's expecting you, you're taking a road trip? 55 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:32,640 But this is a super-big emergency! It's top-octane! 56 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:35,160 What do you consider my folks then? Diesel? 57 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:36,720 Oh Lily, come on! 58 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:41,200 Mom's so edgy that she dropped the roastbeef, dad's pacing the floor - but hey, take your time! 59 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:44,320 Lily, sorry but I can't come any faster. I'm stuck tight here! 60 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:50,320 What do you mean, "stuck"? Who's that yelling? 61 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,280 Err... it's... it's a woman... 62 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,800 Thanks, I recognize a woman even if she sounds like a donkey! 63 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:56,200 What are you doing exactly, Daniel? 64 00:04:56,280 --> 00:05:00,200 Nothing, I'm just watching here! It's not what you think! You hear me? 65 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,880 I can hear that bitch alright! 66 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,520 Tell me, is it someone I know? 67 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:08,200 No! And anyway, I don't know her either! I swear I've never seen her before! 68 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:11,520 Oh, yes I feel it now...! I CAN FEEL IT...! 69 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,000 Hey, are you fucking with me? 70 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:19,800 You're banging some slut in your taxi when I want you to meet my parents? 71 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:23,160 Not at all! There's this fat woman, yelling because her garters broke... 72 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,080 ...and her husband is holding her...! 73 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:28,000 What, her husband, too? A threesome in a car? 74 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:32,280 Oh, dear...! Can someone please explain to her because I don't think I can... 75 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:34,840 You here! This is your fault so give it your best! 76 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,280 Hello m'am, I'm the husband... ...and it's just wonderful... 77 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:39,400 Come on, push! 78 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:40,200 Listen, Lily...! 79 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,520 Give me his number Daniel, I'll forward it to the morgue...! 80 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:47,040 He's shaken 'cause he's dropped the big pin, do you want to talk to the doctor? 81 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,360 What, there's a doctor, too? 82 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,920 Lily, I swear it's the truth! 83 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,000 There...! 84 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,080 - Oh, the baby's coming out! - Push! 85 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,680 It's a baby. I swear it's a baby, Lily! 86 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:58,600 Baby? 87 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:02,200 Well yes, I can see the head! At least I think it's a head...! 88 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:03,400 You made a baby in my back? 89 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:04,400 Of course not! 90 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:10,600 He doesn't look at all like me, I swear! He's as wrinkly as an old garden gnome! 91 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:11,640 There... 92 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,560 Oh, it's wonderful...! 93 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:16,560 - You're getting me confused here... - Just listen for a second! 94 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:19,200 This woman was ready to have her baby boy, but instead of giving birth IN the clinic... 95 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:22,200 ...she had him IN FRONT of the clinic, in MY taxi! 96 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,040 And now she's ruined my back seat! 97 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,240 Hey, don't hit that poor kid, what's he done to you! 98 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:29,720 Finally, we'll be able to talk! 99 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,320 It's marvellous! 100 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:34,960 Next time you're at a childbirth, I hope it'll be mine! 101 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:39,280 No problem Lily, I can sit here and wait if you like. This clinic looks just fine. 102 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:40,680 You have 10 minutes to get over here! 103 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:46,920 You're done, no twins for today? Can we wrap up, doc? I really gotta run! 104 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,480 Ah there you are, hon! What's wrong, a problem with your friend? 105 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:56,000 It's nothing, an emergency at the hospital. A difficult childbirth. 106 00:06:56,040 --> 00:07:01,000 I understand. Saving lives all day like that... It deserves respect! 107 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:10,520 I don't know what to say. You were just awesome! 108 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:12,000 I know! 109 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:15,800 I hope you won't lose your license after taking all those risks... 110 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:17,600 Don't worry sir, I don't have a license! 111 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:25,920 I am quite pleased... actually moved, even... 112 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:29,600 to hand you your... first... 113 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:33,000 driver's... license! 114 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,280 - Are you sure? - Oh yeah, absolutely! 115 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:38,200 But I feel like I'm twisting your arm here... 116 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:41,200 Oh no, there can be no doubt about it! It was very, very good! 117 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:44,400 I know it's my 27th attempt but that shouldn't be a reason...! 118 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:47,400 Oh no no no - you know, your 100th attempt would still be the same! 119 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:49,800 You're ready... really ready. 120 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:52,680 Ok, I accept. 121 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,040 That's VERY good. 122 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:55,360 I'll just back out, then. 123 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,040 NOOO!!! 124 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:01,200 Leave it! No touching!! Leave it! 125 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,880 I'll do it! I'll sort it out! 126 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:05,200 Exactly! We'll sort it out! 127 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,600 Thanks for trusting me... So I got my license, yes or no? 128 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,280 Oh yes... yesyesyes you do! 129 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:14,520 But don't go to extremes, ok? You have to take it slowly, see? 130 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:20,920 That license, you're HOLDING it. And now you're gonna WALK home, see? 131 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:25,000 I see. Ok, I'll take it. I'll call tomorrow in case you regret it. 132 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:28,800 Oh no you won't! I'm not here tomorrow... will ever be, actually. 133 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,280 I've asked for a transfer, I'm moving to Paris! 134 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:35,400 Oh I see... So this is a leaving present? 135 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,800 You're still my most assiduous pupil! 136 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:42,600 Yeah, right... "assiduous"! 137 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:48,400 Car Weekly, please. 138 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:53,200 No no, that's ok. It's my pleasure! 139 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 Mom, he's here! Mom! 140 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:05,200 Oh...? Yes! Yes, of course! Let's eat! 141 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:19,520 I'm sorry Lily, it won't happen again. 142 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:23,720 If you screw up there won't be a next time! My dad won't give you a second chance. 143 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:27,880 Oh, come on. I'm sure he's nice deep down inside. 144 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:30,600 How else could he have made a daughter with such beautiful blue eyes! 145 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:32,800 Go on, keep smirking... You just better be careful! 146 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:37,000 Don't worry, It'll be fine. I love him already so why shouldn't he like me? 147 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,680 - Hey... I hope he's not a cop? - No! 148 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:43,600 Well there's no problem, then! Ain't nothing worse than a cop! 149 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:50,760 Dad? I'd like you to meet my boyfriend, Daniel. 150 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,200 So you're a doctor? 151 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:02,400 Go on... and good luck! 152 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:08,800 So pleased to meet you! Lily told me so much - only nice things! 153 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:12,000 Is your hearing impaired or you don't like to answer questions? 154 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,200 I'm not a physician... An apprentice! I'm an apprentice, sir! 155 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:19,400 What year? 156 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:23,480 1st year... I mean, I'm just about to change into 2nd! 157 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,200 2nd year? 158 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:27,320 - You don't look so young, though. - Edmond! 159 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:31,360 What, "Edmond"? I'm just inspecting a new recruit here! 160 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,360 Answer me! 161 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:35,920 You're right sir, I'm not young anymore because I've worked a lot of jobs... 162 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:39,960 ...to feed my family and pay for my licens... studies. 163 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,400 I started when I was 12 so of course it made me age faster... 164 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:45,000 What jobs? 165 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:48,280 Right now I'm driving a tax... ambulance! An ambulance! 166 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,600 That's why I was late, I got delayed at the clinic! 167 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:55,600 But that's ok, it keeps me on the edge. An eye on the road, an eye on the patient! 168 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:58,600 Doing 2 things at once, isn't that the surest way to fail them both? 169 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:04,120 Excuse me, sir, but I have to disagree. Indeed, just look at yourself! 170 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:06,200 Oh? What do you mean? 171 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,800 I can see a lot of decorations there... 172 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:12,200 ...proving you've had a successful career. 173 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:17,080 And I see this young women - pretty, intelligent and very well-educated. 174 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:21,480 This clearly proves that you successfully managed to do 2 things at once. 175 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:27,320 I drove an ambulance, too. It was in '59, in Algeria. 176 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,560 An eye on the road, an eye on the machine gun! 177 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:33,800 We'll see to the wounded later... ...if they're still alive! 178 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:37,600 Edmond? My roast beef may be dead, but it still needs treatment! 179 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,520 Affirmative! I'm starving! Forward! 180 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:44,920 The worst is still ahead of you: paying attention to 3 hours of war stories! 181 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,560 Don't worry, I'm shifting to neutral gear. I'll just be gently coasting along! 182 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:54,360 I hope I didn't hurt you? 183 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:55,400 Not at all. 184 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:59,400 Oh good, because I thought I heard your hip crack and... OUCH! 185 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:00,800 Guess it was MY hip then! 186 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:02,600 Sorry �milien. You want 5 minutes? 187 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,680 No no, I'm ok - doing great! 188 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,920 I just took a bad posture because I was afraid to hurt you - but it'll pass. 189 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000 Actually it's past already, I'm just fine! 190 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:16,680 I would've massaged it for you.. but if you tell me you're fine... great! 191 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,400 I'm fine on the surface, yes... 192 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:23,400 but deep down, there's still a little pain, some stiffness... 193 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:26,720 So maybe a little massage... just a small one! 194 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:31,600 OK, guys, we'll finish today with a little fight for 5 minutes... 195 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:33,920 Bow! 196 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,000 Would you like someone at your level? 197 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,000 Oh no, I'll be ok. 198 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:39,600 - Fight! - But I really don't want to hurt you... 199 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:42,200 I'm really touched by your concern, �milien. 200 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,720 So you want a piece of me? 201 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:54,680 I'm warning you. I started at the age of 4. I'm going to teach you a thing or two! 202 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:06,400 That's unfair! Your smile could melt a radiator, how am I supposed to concentrate? 203 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:13,800 A guy in the street wouldn't smile at you. Seriously, it's perturbing! 204 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,400 Ok listen up, you sumos! 205 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:25,280 Red alert! We're meeting with the chief in 5 minutes! 206 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,760 What's wrong �milien? Did you lose your lenses? 207 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:33,920 Yeah, but I can see you well enough to kick your ass so FUCK OFF! 208 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:37,080 You know, I'm just trying to help! 209 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,280 Tell me, you done a lot of judo? 210 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:43,800 Nah, only a couple of times. It's not my kind of sport. 211 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,000 What is your kind of sport then? 212 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,040 Karate. It's far more effective! 213 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:51,920 Mine's ping pong - maybe not as good to fight, but hey, the spirit is the same: 214 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,200 Spirit of Rising Sun! 215 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:58,040 Con-nichon-aah! 216 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:04,000 See, it's easy. "Con"... "consummate idiot" like Emilien! 217 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:05,800 Thank you... 218 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,840 Then, "nichon" like - ("nichon" = "boob") 219 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:11,480 I'm not saying this for you, Petra. I know you have... uh, it's just an example! 220 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:16,040 And "a" as in "aaaah"! Con-nichon-aah! 221 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:19,360 Now, you. Con-nichon-a! 222 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:22,720 Not bad. 223 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,000 What's it mean, exactly? 224 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,800 That's "hello" in Japanese. 225 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:30,800 Remember that, because today we're welcoming in Marseille 226 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:34,000 the Japanese Minister of Defence. 227 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:37,320 Mr Tefu... Temuchila... 228 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:43,600 Mr Tef... Tejus.. let's just call him the Nip! The nip's flying directly from Tokyo. 229 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:49,400 And before the Franco-Japanese summit the day after Bastille Day in Paris 230 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:53,000 ...he's visiting our charming town. You know why? 231 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,560 The climate? 232 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:56,120 The sights? 233 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,080 Sure, the sights... 234 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:57,960 The food? 235 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,360 The pastis? 236 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,800 The soccer match on Saturday! 237 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,200 What a big bunch of nerds! 238 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,400 To visit our anti-gang training base! 239 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:16,000 The Japs have a problem with their local mob, the jacuzzis... Yakuza 240 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:20,800 Who are growing bigger every day, even kidnapping members of the government! 241 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:26,040 The Defense Minister has visited England, Germany and now... France. 242 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,040 Let's get one thing clear: 243 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:32,040 the Krauts and the Limeys must not win the contract! 244 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:35,600 We whipped their ass during the last Soccer World Cup, let's keep the title! 245 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:39,640 So I've planned a detailed operation, 246 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:41,800 that I'll now present. 247 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,120 I've baptised it... 248 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:45,720 Operation... 249 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,600 ...Ninja! 250 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,800 We're almost through, he's out of ammo! 251 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,320 When suddenly... no more ammo! 252 00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:00,040 Guess that's only natural after all that shooting... 253 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,480 Yeah, only natural. 254 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,800 I then I turn to Raymond. Here he is. 255 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,040 I shake him! 256 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:13,160 "Raymond, your ammo!" I say. No answer! 257 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:16,000 I shake him again! Then... 258 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,360 he falls sideways. Dead! 259 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,200 That's terrible! 260 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,880 My whole unit is wiped out! 261 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,520 I am still standing. Alone. The car's on fire... 262 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:30,520 ...the radio's gone... My flask is half-empty! 263 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,840 Oh no, that's terrible! So, what did you do? 264 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,000 Well I prayed! 265 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,040 And rightly so, Edmond! 266 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:39,080 First because it was all I could do. Second, because only a miracle'd save me! 267 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,120 A miracle! We're saved! 268 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:46,320 Oh no! Now what? Get that, hon, can't you see I'm in battle! 269 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:48,000 Edmond, it's the red phone! 270 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,680 The red phone? Excuse me. 271 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,400 General Bertineau speaking. 272 00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:00,520 It's you Bertrand? Why are you calling on the red phone? 273 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,440 Well done, Daniel. You'll get dessert! 274 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,080 My god! I completely forgot! 275 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,000 No problem. I'll be there! 276 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,280 It's a catastrophy. 277 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:12,840 We'll save you some coffee! 278 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:14,200 I'll be back in 1 hour! 279 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,800 I want you. Right now. 280 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,600 Give me 20 seconds, ok? 281 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:19,960 To the airport, and fast! 282 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,800 Won't be easy! 283 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,120 It's a catastrophy. 284 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:34,680 Dad! 285 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,000 Dad! You OK? You're hurt? 286 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,160 It's a catastrophy. 287 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,320 I'm afraid your car'll be kinda slow now! 288 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:53,080 I must be at the airport in 15 minutes to greet Japan's Defense Minister. 289 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,400 It's a catastrophy. 290 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,920 If you want I'll get you there in time. 291 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,600 In 15 minutes? Impossible. 292 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:03,040 I can do it, sir! 293 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,200 Fasten your seatbelt, dad. Please. 294 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,200 That's your ambulance? 295 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,120 No sir, it's a taxi. 296 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,400 My brother loaned it to me. 297 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,720 Can you save me some dessert? 298 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,720 I'm saving you two... 299 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:42,920 Maybe we should get going now! 300 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,880 And here we go! 301 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:24,800 Don't worry, we're crawling 'cause of these tires but they'll soon warm up! 302 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,600 Yeah but don't overheat, son! 303 00:19:56,120 --> 00:20:00,000 Now look, kid. This is the new Cortex 500. 304 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,600 It's the Rolls Royce of speed traps! 305 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:07,200 You turn it on in the back, the read out is immediate at the front! 306 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,800 Then, you go to the roadside. 307 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,760 You put your arm out ever so slightly... 308 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:23,600 But I think you better get trained on the old model first. 309 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:29,800 Are we already on the highway? 310 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,000 No... but don't worry, I can finally put the hammer down! 311 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,800 No wonder you work in the emergency room! 312 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,200 It's a catastrophy. 313 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,800 Chief! We got a bite! 314 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,800 Shit, that's a big one! 315 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,400 306? 316 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:57,400 I think it was rather a 406 model. And not from a regular factory! 317 00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,600 I mean 306 km/h, you moron! Warn the bikers! 318 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:01,800 Yes? 319 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,880 A white taxi at 306 km/t, I repeat... 320 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,800 ... 306 km/h, 306! - That's it, 306... 321 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,600 OK, we'll get him! 322 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,000 Are you OK, sir? 323 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,560 There! It's him! He's landing! 324 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,800 I must get there first to greet him! 325 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,480 Let's change tactics, then! 326 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,000 Where are you going? This isn't the road! 327 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,600 Don't worry, it's a short cut! 328 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,400 Hold on! 329 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:04,080 I have a UFO on runway 1! 330 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,600 "Yield to aircraft" 331 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:12,560 We have just landed at Marignal. Outside temperature: 35 degrees. 332 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:16,600 We hope you enjoyed your flight and thank you for flying with us! 333 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:40,200 Excuse me, Chief, there's a taxi's coming. 334 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:44,600 What? Can't hear a thing with all that noise! 335 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,600 I repeat: taxi inbound. 336 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:50,600 But I never ordered a taxi. Did you, �milien? 337 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,000 No, but I know this one! 338 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,200 14 minutes 30! 339 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:07,400 That's great. 340 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,400 Bertineau, why the taxi? 341 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,200 We lost a vehicle, sir. This young man quasi saved my life. 342 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,160 Con-nichon-aah! 343 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,200 {Y:i}Hello! 344 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,000 What'd he say? 345 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:36,360 Same as you, chief! 346 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:37,600 Oh jeez...! 347 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,960 Err.. Me, Gibert. Me protect you during your vacat... err, stay. 348 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:59,480 This is our own Minister. Say hi... that's him... 349 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:03,200 Dear Minister! What a pleasure to meet you... 350 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,800 I'm honored to welcome you here. 351 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:13,880 {Y:i}I'm a member of your security team. 352 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,600 {Y:i}We wish you a nice stay. 353 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,200 {Y:i}You speak Japanese very well! 354 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:22,600 {Y:i}A little. {Y:i}If I can help in any way, just ask. 355 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,600 {Y:i}Pleased to meet you. 356 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:32,200 {Y:i}Only the blonde girl speaks Japanese. 357 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,800 {Y:i}I copy. Go back to base. 358 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:54,000 Allow us to offer you a cocktail! This way, please. 359 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:58,400 Petra, you should've told me that you speak Japanese! Now I feel like an idiot! 360 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,800 But it's written on my file! Right below my measurements... 361 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,200 Guess I never read that far, then... 362 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,880 Please do me a favor, son. 363 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,200 See that taxi over there? 364 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,400 Sure I do! 365 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:22,840 Oh, I'd love to give you a ride, honey, but I'm busy. Maybe next time? 366 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,720 Always in the right place, eh? 367 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,600 Oh stop it. Know who that guy was? 368 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,200 Sure! General Bertineau, Commander of the Med. Basin... 369 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,000 - ...and Lily's dad! - No shit! 370 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:38,000 - I swear! I was there for lunch. - That's unbelievable! 371 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,200 Just my luck - you know that I can't stand the army! 372 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,000 Well you couldn't stand cops either, but now... 373 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,080 ... I still can't stand them! I can stand you, that's all! 374 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:47,400 Anyway, don't know what you're worrying about. He seems to like you... 375 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,800 he even asked me to go get you for the cocktail! 376 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:54,600 A cocktail... with half cops, half soldiers? It's not a cocktail, it's a nightmare! 377 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:59,040 Guess you'd prefer half mechanics, half gas station attendants? Oh, come on. 378 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:01,400 You know, the small talk is the same everywhere: 379 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,800 cars, sports and chicks! You'll fit in fine. 380 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,640 Except I'll feel ashamed to be there! 381 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:09,720 Listen... if Bertineau is Lily's father... 382 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,800 ...he might end up as Daniel's father-in-law, right? 383 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,600 What will Daniel's father-in law think if you say no? 384 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,480 One drink, no more. 385 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,200 - "Martini"? -Yeah, Martine, like my sister! 386 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,800 Alright, one last for the road... You can't get any worse, anyway! 387 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,000 {Y:i}Thanks! 388 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:41,600 Sure, the "g�teau" is good, it's locally made. Right next to the police station. 389 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,400 Gibert... 390 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,400 Excuse me. Just empty it, I'll fetch you another one! 391 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:50,600 Listen Gibert, don't get him too stewed, he still needs to sign the contract! 392 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:55,200 Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. I'm just softening him up a bit... 393 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,600 ...he's nearly done, now! 394 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,400 But is your plan "done"? 395 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:03,200 Sir, it's hearsed and rehearsed to death! 396 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,200 It's fine-tuned... to the second. 397 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,960 My daughter told me a lot about you, but you're not what I had imagined... 398 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:19,400 No offense meant, but for a bright 2nd-year medical student... 399 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,600 ...I expected you to be a bit more... 400 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:23,400 Pimply? 401 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:27,000 "Pimply", yes... and a slower driver! 402 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:30,600 Yes, he's definitely the "fastest" doctor I know! 403 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:35,600 Anyway, I'm very grateful indeed. I owe you... a military debt! 404 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:39,360 Ask me for anything, except for the hand of my daughter, of course! 405 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:43,600 Of course not...! But I can't think of anything else. 406 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,600 My offer is valid for 1 year, parts and labor! 407 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:49,600 Excuse me... 408 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000 Go ahead. 409 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:54,000 �milien, start Operation Ninja. 410 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,000 Get in position. Petra, keep an eye on him! 411 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Why'd he say that? 412 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,000 I didn't know you had plenty of friends with the cops? 413 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,200 Friends, friends - yeah one, maybe. 414 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,800 Good! That's very rare. Most kids today are anti-cops, 415 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:10,360 anti-army, anti-everything! They want to kill the father figure. 416 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,160 Sir, I'm sorry but my patients are waiting. 417 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:18,000 Wait! Just 5 more minutes. You'll find this very interesting. 418 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,000 They'll try to sell a car to the JAPS? 419 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,720 "Impossible" is not a French word! 420 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,800 Dear friends, I give you... the "Cobra"! 421 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:48,200 Specially designed to protect visiting dignitaries. 422 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,160 Titanium bodywork. 423 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:54,080 Multiple side panels, that can resist any bullet! 424 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,600 Missile detectors, front and back! 425 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,960 And the coating: stealth! 426 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:03,000 Four solid tires! It's permanently linked to the Atlas satellite... 427 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:06,800 and if need be, can be piloted... from our HQ! 428 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,800 Now for the engine... 429 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,600 Ninja! 430 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,200 Nice noise! It sings, for a V12. 431 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:22,200 V12 engine, twin turbos. Voice-activated! 432 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,080 Top speed: 320 km/h! 433 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:29,040 Range: 900 km. Paris-Marseille. 434 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,880 2 airbags in the front, 2 in the back, 4 at the sides... 435 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:36,200 a total of 8 for maximum protection. 436 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:41,200 Ladies and gentlemen, this car is like France: 437 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,400 It's indestructible! 438 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:50,400 Err, that's just 'cause we set the airbags to "ultra-sensitive"... 439 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,600 but when it's set to "normal", well, it's normal! 440 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,200 Did you see the balloons? 441 00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,600 Note that it would be very useful to stop thieves! 442 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,760 Get him out! Hold on to his head. 443 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,000 Tell him not to worry, it's just a matter of fine-tuning! 444 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:12,120 He's not worried, he needs to go to the restrooms! 445 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,680 - Bertrand, go with him. - Yes, sir. 446 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:19,600 We're fine, sir. Once we deflate the airbags, it'll be as good as new. 447 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:25,400 Can you reinflate him, too? Who's gonna drive your "Cobra", now? 448 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:30,200 Sir, I have a young civilian driver. He's very good, fast and precise. 449 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:31,600 I'll vouch for him. 450 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,080 Oh no... 451 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,200 Banco! 452 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:44,400 Before your tour of the town I'll show you our latest computing innovation. 453 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,800 Gimme that! 454 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:54,600 Here, wear this. 455 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,000 But it'll cramp my style! 456 00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:57,800 Don't worry, this baby's so easy to drive... 457 00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:01,160 even a cretin wearing mitts could do it! Take him away, lads! 458 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:02,600 No no, that's OK. 459 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:07,800 See? I told you! 460 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,600 Never mind, it's on the back, nobody will see it. 461 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,400 Go on now! Ninja! 462 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,600 Great, but how do you stop it? 463 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,600 You just have to say "nip!" 464 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:20,440 Ninja! 465 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:26,600 It's easy as pie. We prepared a demonstration... Get it? With fake attacks! 466 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:27,760 Like a ghost train? 467 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,800 Exactly like that. We must impress the nip! 468 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,400 Ninja! 469 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:37,200 Above all, don't worry. Just allow things to happen. 470 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,200 If the nip... 471 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,000 Ninja! 472 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,560 Could you stop playing when I'm talking? 473 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,560 It's not my fault if you keep saying "nip"! 474 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,280 NINJA! 475 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,000 - Great! - Yeah, not bad. 476 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:53,200 Sir, if you please, we shall now escort you to your hotel. 477 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,600 ALL ABOARD! 478 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:00,440 {Y:i}Hello! 479 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,480 We're up shit creek again... 480 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,400 Forward! 481 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:46,600 {Y:i}They're here. 482 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,600 {Y:i}On this road. {Y:i}Everything is as planned. 483 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,800 {Y:i}Very good, Katano. {Y:i}Let me hear them. 484 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,320 Spring Roll, please copy. 485 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,400 Spring Roll, come in! 486 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:02,680 Hey, Spring Roll, come in! 487 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,920 Hep �milien, come in! 488 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:07,000 Spring Roll, d'you hear me? 489 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,400 Loud 'n' clear. 490 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:13,000 We just left, on our way to the first trap. Gonna take us at least 20 mins. 491 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:16,400 OK. Guys, we got 20 mins. Get warmed up! 492 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,600 What about us? What can we do for 20 minutes? 493 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,040 I don't know, do you have any ideas? 494 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:29,200 Yeah, but 20 centimeters... err, minutes is too short! 495 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:33,800 Oh yeah? So, we need an idea, we could start now... 496 00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,200 and finish later... 497 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,200 Yes, with my idea that'd work fine! 498 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:41,400 But... I too... have an idea, 499 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,920 I'm sure... you'll really like it. 500 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,400 Oh yeah? Maybe it's the same one? 501 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,200 That'd be marvelous! 502 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:53,880 It... it would be ideal! Go on, you say first... 503 00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:01,880 Make the most of these few quiet moments... to ... 504 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,200 ...learn Japanese! 505 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,200 Aah... guess it wasn't the same idea....! 506 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,200 'fraid not! 507 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,200 He won't see much of Marseille. 508 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,600 Sorry, he's suffering from jetlag. 509 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,800 May I ask... why your boss is here in Marseille? 510 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:25,320 To sign very big contract and see anti-gang method. 511 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:26,880 He'll sure see that! 512 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:28,440 You know method? 513 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:29,960 Sure I do! 514 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:31,880 First, the Suspect. 515 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:36,200 He is probably guilty since he's a suspect. If he's a foreigner, he'll be doubly suspect! 516 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:41,080 Then there's the Guilty. A foreign, tanned suspect - he's dead. 517 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:45,400 If he's tanned, it means he's been sun-bathing and does nothing all day. 518 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:49,800 And if he doesn't work, he's a suspect! So, he's guilty. No flaws in that logic! 519 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,200 That boy, is he any good? 520 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:55,200 Very good. He's a doctor and a friend of my daughter's. 521 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,920 They won't tell me but I think they've been flirting a bit. 522 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,600 It's only natural, at their age. 523 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:01,240 Quite. 524 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:06,080 Next, to make the guilty party confess one uses the Questioning! 525 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:09,200 That's simple too. You apply a trilogy - like "Star Wars"! 526 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:13,480 Episode 1: Beat 'em! Good, healthy exercise! 527 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:18,200 Episode 2: Tax 'em! To raise some cash for Christmas! 528 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,480 Episode 3: Get drunk! To celebrate this! 529 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:25,600 I'm pleased to see some kids are still respecting our values and traditions. 530 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,040 He'd be a good son-in-law. 531 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,320 You think so? 532 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,000 Many gangs in France? 533 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:35,000 Yeah! The most dangerous one is the "Pigs". They have over 100'000 members! 534 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:38,600 They're easy to spot: A whistle, wearin' blue and holdin' a beer! 535 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,400 Ok, now turn left, towards the port. 536 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:44,600 My pleasure, chief. 537 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:46,600 He also sounds very polite. 538 00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:48,800 Affirmative. Courteous, too. 539 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:53,800 Oh yeah - polite to your face... and shafting you from behind! 540 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:57,840 Like in the souk. A big smile as they steal your cash! 541 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,840 But don't worry, I've got my eye on him. 542 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,120 May I ask question you? 543 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,800 I'm only starting in the police, but hey, try me. 544 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:15,800 What means word that captain uses often: "nip"? 545 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,360 Why'd he stop? Told you, gotta watch'em! 546 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,800 What's going on? 547 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:26,000 Just a simultaneous translation problem! Ninja! 548 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:33,640 Cut the crap, ok? We're getting to the meeting point in... well, now. 549 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,400 Don't worry, that's normal! 550 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:56,800 Total red alert! 551 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:19,000 Oh shit...! There's a missile looking straight at me, is that normal? 552 00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,800 Missile? What missile? 553 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,200 Hop! 554 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:31,600 The Atlas real-time missile diverter. It's unique! The Limeys won't get the ball! 555 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:34,720 Impressive, but where is the missile flying now? 556 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,320 Don't worry. Somewhere far out at sea. 557 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,360 Shit, my boat! 558 00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:04,080 And now, the climax of our show. 559 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:11,600 {Y:i}Impressive! 560 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,160 Very good work, Gibert. 561 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:22,400 Thank you sir, I'm finally able to try out all my toys at last. That's so nice! 562 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:35,720 Roadhog! 563 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,960 OK son, the coast is clear. 564 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,200 Ninja! 565 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:44,840 Very impressive. 566 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,280 You know, you get used to it. 567 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:47,840 Just an average day in Marseille! 568 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:48,800 {Y:i}I see. 569 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:05,200 Your mouthing is improving, but your accent isn't! 570 00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:06,000 Oh...? 571 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,320 Spring Roll, Spring Roll, do you copy? 572 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:12,240 Yeah, fine. Are we there yet... I mean, how far are you? 573 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:17,000 We completed the first attack. Be with you in 5 min, are you ready? 574 00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:19,000 Err... yeah, yeah. 575 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:23,400 Petra and I were checking a few things out, everything is set now. 576 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:27,600 �milien, Gibert here. �milien, I'm counting on you! 577 00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:30,200 Oh yes you can count on me, Petra... Err I mean...! 578 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,200 You can count on Petra, chief! 579 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,600 Count on Petra! 580 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,000 Count on Petra, chief! 581 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:39,600 {Y:i}Go! Get the Minister! 582 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,000 What the fuck...? Dammit, I told you to warm up! 583 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,240 Yeah, we're hot... 584 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:11,080 Gibert will kill you guys! Now go warm up! 585 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,800 I'll leave you guys for a second! (Gotta go to the girls' room...) 586 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:21,400 I'll go with you Petra... you never know... 587 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,480 Hey, can't you read? 588 00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:41,880 It says "green light"! Get a move on, you fag! 589 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:43,720 Oh shit! 590 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,680 Now turn left. I repeat, left. 591 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,600 Yes, chief. I repeat, chief! 592 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,600 The Minister says that you drive well. 593 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,200 But I'm not even moving! 594 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:17,200 It freaks me out not to hear the engine! An engine has to speak to me! 595 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,200 Are you putting in earplugs now? Do I talk too much? 596 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:30,320 Nein! This is a miniature ear transmitter. 597 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,760 It's brand new! I'm on Channel 1. 598 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,000 But how do we talk? 599 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,240 �milien... I know you French aren't used to it... 600 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:41,800 but an order is to be obeyed, not discussed! 601 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:46,200 Yeah, but if you have a problem, what do I... do...? 602 00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:51,400 How do I know if you can hear me? 603 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:57,000 Aah... 1 bang means yes, 2 means no! 604 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,600 Do you mind if we keep chatting? 605 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,200 That's good, 'cause... 606 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,600 The closed door makes it easier to talk to you. 607 00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:17,000 I don't dare to say everything to your face. 608 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:23,400 You eyes trouble me. They're so... 609 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:25,600 ... so blue! 610 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,880 Now what's Spring Roll up to? 611 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:30,760 What's going on, Gibert? 612 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,280 Don't worry, it's in code... 613 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,040 I just can't find the translation! 614 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:39,160 When your eyes look at me... I mean, wow! Nobody ever looked at me like that... 615 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,600 well, maybe when I had my back turned... 616 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:42,600 Is that part of method? 617 00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,200 You bet it is! That's Daniel's method! 618 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:50,000 It's good to talk to you... to open my heart to you. 619 00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:52,600 You don't mind too much? 620 00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:58,960 Petra? 621 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,520 Should I go on, then? 622 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,320 I don't get this code! 623 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:09,000 Have you noticed that... I'm much closer to you now? 624 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:12,600 What do you mean, "no"? 625 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,080 Ahh, that's better! 626 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:25,400 Ok, Petra, I'll say something you may find shocking... 627 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:27,360 Here goes... 628 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,160 I bet it'll be stupid...! 629 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:32,600 Well... Petra, ever since I met you... 630 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,200 I love you! 631 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:37,600 Well done, �milien! 632 00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:38,800 See, I told you! 633 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:39,800 There, I said it! 634 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:45,800 Now put me out of my misery: is it mutual? So... 635 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:51,000 1 bang: yes, 2 means no. 636 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:57,400 Hey �milien, change channels to talk dirty! Some people are working here! 637 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,400 Daniel? Turn left here, son. 638 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:01,400 Yes, poppy! 639 00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,080 He's not one of us. 640 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,400 That's for sure. He's not one of us. 641 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:48,120 Why are you stopping here? Go on, go on! Ninja! 642 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,000 Sorry to sound pessimistic, but something smells fishy. 643 00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:55,800 "Smell fishy"? I don't smell a thing! Do you smell something, sir? 644 00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:03,800 Isn't that strange how those trucks are parked, exactly leaving room for a car to pass! 645 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:09,400 No, there's no trap. I checked the map, I'm the one who made it. No trap here! 646 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:10,960 So move it! 647 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,200 If you say so... 648 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,600 I should know. 649 00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:27,400 Oh deary me, a trap...! 650 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,600 Now what's he up to? 651 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:45,880 On what page are we? 652 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,600 But that's not on my list, that is...! 653 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:11,480 Hats off to this one! 654 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,560 And I'm glad it's not my taxi! 655 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:30,000 Petra! Petra! 656 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,800 What happened? Where's the nip? 657 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:36,480 Well some Ninjas!... came and the Minister went... 658 00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,200 What? He didn't fly away? 659 00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:43,600 Yes he did! And at that speed he must be on his way to Mars! 660 00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,800 Just ask the Atlas satellite. It must've spotted him! 661 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,000 RED ALERT!!! 662 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:54,680 Stop! Police! 663 00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:48,200 Shit! 664 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,200 Complex town, huh? 665 00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:27,280 There are only small streets! The jail cells aren't bigger, either! 666 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:32,320 Lie down flat there! I'm a crack shot so no tricks! 667 00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:37,920 Me warn you: me shoot! 668 00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:39,160 {Y:i}Spread out! 669 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,600 So that's how you wanna play it? All right! 670 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:11,120 Awww, now where are they? They didn't fly away as well, did they? 671 00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,200 Where's �milien? �milien? 672 00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:15,000 �milien! 673 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:18,000 The way I know him, he's probably near the garbage. 674 00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:22,920 Chief, I was this close to getting 'em, but I was outnumbered! 675 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,200 �milien, they took the Minister! 676 00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:25,080 Which one? 677 00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:28,400 The nip, of course! Ours is useless... It's a disaster! 678 00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:30,960 Yeah, and they got Petra, too. 679 00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:35,600 Oh...? Good! She speaks Japanese, he'll be less alone. 680 00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:06,320 Lily, I swear I'm on my way. Your dad made me stay! 681 00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:10,200 But it's been 2 hours, not 20 seconds! I'm hot all over now! 682 00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,600 -All over? - Yeah, all over! 683 00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:15,880 I'm gonna catch fire soon...! 684 00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:19,400 Listen Lily, just watch a documentary, it'll calm you! 685 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:20,600 Gimme 5 minutes. 686 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,560 Can't hold that long... 687 00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,800 4 minutes then! �milien! 688 00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,800 It's all my fault. Shouldn't have let her go to the john alone! 689 00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:40,960 You should gone with her...! 690 00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:44,200 I thought of that! I did. But... 691 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,400 Finished scratching about yet? It's been an hour, d'you find anything? 692 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:53,200 There were indeed cars here. 3 of them. 693 00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:57,000 You read Sherlock Holmes to deduce that? 694 00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:00,400 Don't you have any clues to get us started? 695 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:05,800 We'll analyze the tire samples at the lab. I'm sure that laser analysis will... 696 00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,800 Yeah and they'll have time to SWIM back to Tokyo! Geez... 697 00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:19,200 Thanks for everything, but I need my taxi, now! What d'you want me to do with your cabriolet? 698 00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:23,000 Daniel, we're in deep shit! These clowns are shaving the road! 699 00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,080 Couldn't you help us find a clue? 700 00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:29,320 �milien, Lily's on fire. She might burn herself! 701 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,720 But they got my girl! Isn't that worth 2 minutes of your time? 702 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,800 Just take a look, after that I'll handle it. 703 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,320 From below, I saw 3 black Mitsubishis, 704 00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:46,400 not sure what model. It was a new model. 705 00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,400 Their tires come straight from Japan. 706 00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:51,200 How'd you know? 707 00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:52,400 I smell it. 708 00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:53,520 Smells of fish? 709 00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:54,600 Meaning...? 710 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:55,840 A restaurant? 711 00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:57,600 You got fish oil for brains? 712 00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:02,000 Restaurants and... ports! They were at the port with brand-new tires. 713 00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:05,200 So, they were in a boat from Japan! That's why it smells of fish! 714 00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:06,400 See, you can think! 715 00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:09,400 - Now, are they stolen cars? - That's easy. Alain! 716 00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:10,440 I'm on it! 717 00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:14,280 OK you clowns, put your tweezers down and go home. 718 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:19,840 Monday morning you take a whistle, I'll let you analyze a crossraod. Do you good. 719 00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:23,080 Jerks! 720 00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:26,200 Negative. Nothing's been stolen from the port. 721 00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:26,920 Bingo! 722 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,000 What bingo? No cars were stolen, it means you were wrong! 723 00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,800 Three cars were stolen but no theft was declared. Why? 724 00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:38,000 Because the guards knew... Because they use the warehouse as a base! 725 00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:39,600 See, you can be smart! 726 00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:41,240 Red alert! 727 00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:44,600 C'mon, �milien, that's my line! 728 00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:47,600 You'll explain to me on the road 'cause I don't get it... 729 00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:54,000 Lily? Yes, I'm on my way! You still watching TV? 730 00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:59,000 No, I had to stop. There was a report about animal sex, made me set fire to the rug! 731 00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,920 - Sir? It's Lily, she's worried about you - Gimme that. 732 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:06,400 Tell your mom we're OK but the mission's complicated, we need reinforcements. 733 00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:09,720 So I'm keeping your friend. He did a great job. Good recruit. 734 00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:14,000 He'll bring me home, so you can tell him "good night". Bye, hon! 735 00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:17,800 C'mon let's go, son! The mission ain't over! 736 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,200 Alain for �milien, now what's Gibert up to? 737 00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:07,400 Dunno, he's been locked in the john for ages, making weird noises... 738 00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:15,480 Oh no...! 739 00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:25,080 What? What's up? 740 00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:28,400 Can't tell you. It's... too horrible! 741 00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:43,160 �milien? They won't come. 742 00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:44,400 Are you kidding? 743 00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:49,400 I think this was their first base, but something tells me they're gone. 744 00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:50,280 Long gone. 745 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,760 A suspect approaching. Asian male. 746 00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,920 Aah, see? They always return to the scene of the crime! 747 00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:12,360 Police academy, lesson 1! 748 00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:13,000 Get in position! 749 00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:17,200 Captain? 750 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,600 Suspects are approaching front door. 751 00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:26,600 Perfect! Bring 'em on! 752 00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:41,000 Hey Marco, you sure about this? 753 00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:45,080 Are you kidding? It's the heist of the century! 754 00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:49,400 There's a mountain of VCRs, all boxed and awaiting delivery! 755 00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,520 They're about to break in. 756 00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:52,480 We got 'em! 757 00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,600 �milien, would you break into your own home? 758 00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:58,200 Sure! Oh? Well, not always... 759 00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:02,920 Uh-oh! 760 00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:04,400 Chief, are you gonna... ? 761 00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:09,080 �milien, I like to stay close to my men. 762 00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:15,080 Some action won't hurt me. Just like in the good ole days! 763 00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:16,600 But that was long ago, chief... 764 00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:23,880 The MEMORIES are distant, �milien, but the reflexes... are still here! 765 00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:27,200 Trust me. 766 00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:28,600 You'll see. 767 00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:36,680 Marco, you sure there's no cops? 768 00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:39,400 Shit, relax, dammit! There's no one here! 769 00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:44,000 They're all watching the game. Every cop's in front of a TV. 770 00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:47,480 Ready to attack? Wait for my signal. 771 00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:55,000 Chief, you worry me. It's long a way down... 772 00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:58,560 It's OK, �milien! Just tie the knot for me, I'll do the rest. 773 00:56:58,600 --> 00:56:59,800 I got a bad feeling... 774 00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:05,200 See? They're all at the match, like I said! 775 00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,400 AND ATTACK...! 776 00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:19,880 Oh shit oh shit oh shit! 777 00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:21,000 �milien? 778 00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:22,960 OK, chief! 779 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,400 BANZAI...! 780 00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:29,160 What...? Who's getting his throat cut...? 781 00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:34,000 �milien...? 782 00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:37,200 I don't get it, I made a strong knot... see? 783 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:39,200 �milien! 784 00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:41,400 Maybe it's the rope...? 785 00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:43,600 That's it, you tied the wrong rope! 786 00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:44,600 Ah, I see... 787 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:46,600 An ambulance! Quick! 788 00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:47,400 �milien... 789 00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:51,600 �mili..AAAHHH!!! 790 00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:08,400 It's all my fault. I should never have left her - and him - down! 791 00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:10,800 Hey, hey, enough already! 792 00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:14,800 Stop your whining, that won't bring her back! Think instead! 793 00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:18,360 I'm thinking, I'm thinking! But we haven't got a single lead to work on! 794 00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,560 Maybe if you ask the right questions, you'll get the right answers! 795 00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:23,600 For instance, why didn't the Yakuza kill the Minister at once? 796 00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:25,400 - 'Cause they need him? - Excellent, but why? 797 00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:27,480 - Did they ask for a ransom? - No. 798 00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:29,400 Why not kidnap him in Japan? 799 00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:32,000 But they did it here in France! 800 00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:35,720 They must have had a good reason. Why's the Minister going to Paris, exactly? 801 00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:41,000 To watch the parade and sign contracts. Security, trains, army, nuclear ... 802 00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:43,720 There! Maybe they want to prevent that? 803 00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:46,400 But that makes no sense, why would they do that? 804 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:49,800 Your friend's right. Yuki Tsumoto doesn't want those contracts to be signed. 805 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:54,000 Hey, don't I know you? Weren't you an air hostess earlier? 806 00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:59,080 I'm Yuli. I'm here to protect the Minister, as a member of the Japanese intelligence. 807 00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:03,120 Ain't that funny! I am too... �milien, Police of Marseille. 808 00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:04,400 That's Daniel, he's... 809 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,760 ...in training! I'm learning how to be stupid! 810 00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:10,360 Yeah, right... Who's this "Yuki Tsumoto" guy? 811 00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:14,800 A Yakuza. He controls the north. Very powerful and conservative. 812 00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:18,200 He doesn't want airplanes, trains, nuclear power... 813 00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:21,680 France is keen to sell, so he's taking steps. 814 00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:25,680 Not only the Minister won't sign anything, but France will never sign contracts with Japan again! 815 00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:29,200 Tsumoto sent over 2 grand masters in hypnosis. 816 00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:33,400 They'll condition the Minister, who during the parade will grab any weapon... 817 00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:35,800 ...and start killing people at random. Maybe even the President. 818 00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:40,880 And to protest, France will abort all diplomatic relations with Japan - so no more contracts! 819 00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:42,200 - Exactly. - That's crazy! 820 00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:46,800 The parade is at 11 so we have very little time to free your friend and the Minister. 821 00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:49,000 Yeah well but I have to ask my boss first... 822 00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:50,800 Which one, the cripple or Sleeping Beauty? 823 00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:51,640 Oh, yeah... 824 00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:55,200 Listen �milien, both of you want to save somebody. 825 00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:58,600 We're in a bit of a rush, so instead of waiting for the Administration... 826 00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:01,200 ...maybe we should do it ourselves, don't you think? 827 01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:05,800 He's right! No nip - sorry! - is gonna beat us! So where do we start? 828 01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,600 First, can you localize them in Paris? 829 01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:11,400 - Absolutely not! - Sure! Easy as pie! 830 01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:41,600 Thanks, Joe. You saved my life! See you soon, pal. 831 01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:46,200 Got 'em! They're hiding out in the XIVth district. 832 01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:48,400 Are you sure it's her? Uh, I mean, them! 833 01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:52,160 3 black Mitsubishis with a blonde tied in the back. You want me to verify? 834 01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:53,000 OK, OK... 835 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,080 Well there's not much time left. To the airport! 836 01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:57,000 Don't hurry, there's no plane for at least 3h! 837 01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:03,400 We can't wait. We must get to Paris ASAP. So find a solution! 838 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,760 GET UP! WAR IS UPON US! 839 01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:08,840 - To me! My men! - It's me, Daniel! 840 01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:11,800 Oh, Daniel...! Where are the troops? 841 01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:16,440 Wiped out! There's only us to save the day. And you owe me, remember? 842 01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:19,000 - Affirmative! - Well, I need your help. Now. 843 01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:35,600 Oh shit... what's taking them so long? 844 01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:47,200 Cool! No worries, buddy! 845 01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:52,600 Daniel, I hope you know what you're doing 'cause I don't trust this. Not one bit! 846 01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:53,760 Why, you got a better idea? 847 01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:55,560 What, right now? No, but... 848 01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:57,360 Well, then you better think! Fast! 849 01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:22,200 - Daniel, I got it! Lemme out, I can... - Too late...! 850 01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:43,560 Are you cool, guys? 851 01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:46,240 You bet! Cool as ice! 852 01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:48,400 Just shout if there's a problem, OK? 853 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:53,360 OK, I'm shouting! We just lost a parachute! 854 01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:56,200 That's why there's 3 of 'em! 1 or 2 always screw up! 855 01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:57,480 I see...! 856 01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:03,600 �milien. You got your license now, right? 857 01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:04,240 Yeah, why? 858 01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:07,400 Take my place then. C'mon, move it! 859 01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:17,600 I'll try to find out where we are. 860 01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:18,840 Where am I going? 861 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:20,200 Straight ahead! 862 01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:22,440 - Straight ahead? - Yeah, straight ahead! 863 01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:23,400 OK, whatever you say...! 864 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:27,920 Come on now, just relax. Be more zen, you'll feel better! 865 01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:34,000 That feels good, you know. Real good! 866 01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:38,800 Oh, Lily darling! Are you OK? 867 01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:40,600 Who's chirping there? 868 01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:42,400 - The hostess. - Hostess? 869 01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:44,560 Actually, she's a nurse. 870 01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:46,200 You're in a massage parlor, is that it? 871 01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:52,000 Of course not, Lily! We're in the sky! Your dad's guiding us, �milien is steering... 872 01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:57,000 I am fixing the parachute and the nurse is chirping to calm our nerves, that's all! 873 01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:59,000 Daniel, what DID you smoke, exactly?!? 874 01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:02,800 Now listen to me. Lily! I'm trying to save Petra and a Minister's ass! 875 01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:06,800 So I'll call you again when we land! Is that so hard to understand? 876 01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:10,600 - Are you feeling alright, hon? - I'm great! 877 01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:13,400 What? She never believes me! 878 01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:18,200 Try to turn left a bit. 879 01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:22,400 Now, turn left. I repeat, left... 880 01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:36,400 Hi there! 881 01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:42,400 Everything's OK, stay calm! Marseille Police! 882 01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:52,600 - Do you know them? - Yeah. 883 01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:56,600 Yeah... an old pupil... Gonna WALK home, now... 884 01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:00,720 Good morning Lionel. 885 01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:03,680 - Good morning Jacques, this is Mr. Coutta... - Hello, how do you do? 886 01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:11,000 - Are you all set, Coutta? - The Japanese Minister is still missing. 887 01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:38,280 There, I see her! God, is she beautiful...! 888 01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:41,240 - I mean, she looks OK. - And the Minister? 889 01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:44,160 He's fine, he's fine. He's getting some exercise... 890 01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:53,400 Now that we know where they are, maybe we should try and get them back? 891 01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:56,600 I've got an idea. We must warn your friend somehow. 892 01:05:56,680 --> 01:06:00,840 - Won't be easy... hold on, I'm such a jerk! - Oh? Really? 893 01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:03,200 Her earphone! Maybe she kept her earphone! 894 01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:06,440 Petra! Petra! 895 01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:11,440 {Y:i}Are you ready to kill? 896 01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:13,200 You hear me? Petra? 897 01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:19,600 Petra, we're not far away. I can see you. 898 01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:26,040 {Y:i}Now get up, and turn around! 899 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,600 Petra, get up, I need to see your hands! 900 01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:39,480 {Y:i}- What's going on here? {Y:i}- I'm not doing anything! 901 01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:41,960 {Y:i}- Idiot! {Y:i}- Liar! 902 01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:43,800 Sit down. We're coming. 903 01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:45,520 We're coming... that's easy to say! 904 01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:46,760 Don't worry, I got a plan. 905 01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:48,600 That's exactly what worries me! 906 01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:54,000 {Y:i}You hear only what I tell you... 907 01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:57,760 {Y:i}You obey me! 908 01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:05,800 {Y:i}You do only what I tell you... 909 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:09,400 {Y:i}You obey me! 910 01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:14,400 {Y:i}And now... 911 01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:23,600 {Y:i}I wanna go home 'cause it's too {Y:i}cold here and I'm getting sick and... 912 01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:31,200 {Y:i}You're going to sleep. 913 01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:36,600 {Y:i}Raise your arms. 914 01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:46,480 Con-nichon-aah! Hey, it's my turn now! Come on! 915 01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:49,160 I'm not bad at hypnosis! 916 01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:51,840 Sit! Good boy! 917 01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:56,080 Now lie down! Very, very good! 918 01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,160 And now... sleep! 919 01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:04,440 Freeze or you'll sleep too, and for long! OK? 920 01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:06,560 OK, I'll cover you. 921 01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:13,520 Hey, girls, what're you doing? 922 01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:01,960 No need. I had'em covered. 923 01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:03,520 It's not loaded, �milien. 924 01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:05,080 What'd you mean, it's not loaded? 925 01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:07,200 How come? 926 01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:12,480 It was me. I emptied the clip yesterday. 927 01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:17,600 So... it was never loaded? 928 01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:20,400 I was worried you'd get hurt... 929 01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:45,200 I'm very late, can you save my life? 930 01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:51,400 Err... don't worry, I'll manage. 931 01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:56,800 - C'mon, jump in there! - What...? Are you sure? 932 01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:19,800 {Y:i}Catch those clowns! 933 01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:48,160 {Y:i}Fancy some sushi? 934 01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:49,480 There's no exit, Daniel! 935 01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:21,600 They're after you, Daniel! 936 01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:35,560 That's one less! 937 01:11:37,720 --> 01:11:39,480 We'll get off at the next station... 938 01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:02,040 We're too heavy. And they got good cars! 939 01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:04,800 Ask your Paris colleagues to help out. 940 01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:06,600 Forget it. Cops from Paris and Marseille are at war. 941 01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:07,560 They'll never help us. 942 01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:08,480 Aww, you just never asked 'em politely! 943 01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:11,600 Daniel, what the... ? 944 01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:28,000 So, dickheads, you're not at the parade? Soldiers ain't your thing? 945 01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:31,000 You'd rather stay home and gobble knobs? 946 01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:35,400 How 'bout a love parade? Let him who loves me, follow me! 947 01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:43,160 I think you went a bit far! 948 01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:45,800 Aww, don't worry, I'm sure they loved that! 949 01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:51,400 Catch that asshole, ALIVE! I'll blast him to hell myself! 950 01:13:06,480 --> 01:13:08,520 {Y:i}Where are you? 951 01:13:10,480 --> 01:13:12,680 {Y:i}Where is "Trocad�ro"? 952 01:13:13,080 --> 01:13:14,960 Well, you must change at Ch�telet! 953 01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:32,880 A bus, Daniel! 954 01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:48,840 {Y:i}Oh, the Eiffel Tower! 955 01:13:56,960 --> 01:13:59,360 Stay off the grass! 956 01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:14,840 {Y:i}- It's straight ahead now! {Y:i}- OK! 957 01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:21,200 Where'd that one come from? 958 01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:23,400 {Y:i}Yes. Get the taxi! 959 01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:26,880 -Kamikaze! - Kamika what? 960 01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:29,720 Kamikaze... ?!! 961 01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:36,600 {Y:i}BANZAI...! 962 01:15:47,440 --> 01:15:49,880 Shit... I can't shake 'em! We're too heavy! 963 01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:51,000 I can get out, if you want! 964 01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:53,600 - Bad idea �milien, try harder! - I can't! 965 01:15:57,400 --> 01:15:59,600 - Call the General! - OK. General, do you copy? 966 01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:02,920 Loud 'n' clear! How's your Paris tour going? 967 01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:04,680 It's whizzing by! 968 01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:09,360 Tell him to block the Dauphine tunnel exit. We'll set up a trap there! 969 01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:11,160 No problem. Give me 5 minutes! 970 01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:13,600 Yes, hello? 971 01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:16,000 Picard? Bertineau here! 972 01:16:16,040 --> 01:16:17,200 General, sir! 973 01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:19,520 You got a spare tank or two? 974 01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:21,840 As a matter of fact, yes... 975 01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:25,960 We're almost there, he'd better hurry! 976 01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:40,000 Dammit, what's taking him so long? 977 01:16:41,920 --> 01:16:44,560 Roger sir, we're in position. The tunnel is blocked. 978 01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:47,160 - 4 mins, 32 seconds. - Well done, sir! 979 01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:48,600 Hang on! 980 01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:56,160 I don't wanna play after all! 981 01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:58,000 You'd rather stop and get shot down? 982 01:16:58,040 --> 01:17:00,600 No but I don't wanna hit a tank, either! 983 01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:04,800 Daniel, now that I found Petra again I'd like to enjoy it before I die! 984 01:17:04,840 --> 01:17:07,400 Don't worry. I'm taking you straight to Heaven! 985 01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:11,800 But I wanna stay right here on Earth, Daniel! 986 01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:53,000 You scared the bejesus outta me again! 987 01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:56,280 Maybe one day, you'll trust me! 988 01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:04,200 The Minister says you're wonderful. He'd like you to become his driver in Japan. 989 01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:08,600 Thanks, maybe later. But right now, I wanna go home! 990 01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:12,600 Yeah, we're going home, Daniel. Can we drop you off somewhere? 991 01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:19,200 Oh no, not the TV! 992 01:18:19,240 --> 01:18:22,200 Just 5 minutes, it's the parade... I want to see your father. 993 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:34,320 Oh...? It looks like Daniel's taxi! Ain't that funny? 994 01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:43,520 �milien?! 995 01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:57,600 Well, err... that's something brand new. 996 01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,600 A... stealth taxi. 997 01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:06,400 I'll drop you at the grandstand and I'll run, ok? I don't like this place... it freaks me out. 998 01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:08,280 �milien...